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so i went to walmart with every intention on gettin some good shxt, i spy with my cock eye a toaster strudel...BUT VALUE PACK! my greedy behind gets the value pack... i get back to my room and lo n behold, i dont have a toaster -_- SO i made the most of it popped it in the microwave tried to make it look like the boxxxx but instead it looked like THIS crap i know it looks like someone jizzed on my knish instead of a breakfaast pastry

but i tried again andddd "so lahnnnggg gay boyssss"