"ionn't do too much B L O G G I N, i just run the town ionn't do too much joggin..." -hov.

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

We Got Bars Vol 2

shoutout to young talent doing it big! this is a piece of my heaven on earth: BROOKLYN!


WE GOT BARS VOL 2 from Nunnie20 on Vimeo.

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

IM HERE AND IM QUEER BUT ONLY ONCE A YEAR, NO IM NOT GAY WELL ONLY FOR THAT SUNDAY! hoooollllllllaaaaaaa


he gave me freee stickers =) i love it!



mm sexy sweaty men no pressure cuz they dont want what i got! i just came for the eye candy

and here are the queens GIVE ME CHIQUITA!


asians everywhere, why though?


even the old hags came out


i love gay gay

BARRELHOUSE THURSDAYS

KJAY in action! cute right?


idk who this guy is but his pants were tight great tunes though...but horrible style lol if you know him tell him ill be his stylist

good friends, good crowd hey guys!


*blank stare* oh you fancy huh?



oh hello ^.^


B B B BENNY AND THE JETS

my week since fathers day has been amazing! i took my dad to the beach we tanned and looked fabulous with our beach picnic. I went to barrelhouse the following thursday to watch my amazing friend KJAY perform @KDotForbes =* love ya hunny! and the MAIN EVENT...pride parade in the village mm amazing.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

B.A.M. behind the scenes



few photos of me and my girls at the videoshoot for B.A.M. umm ya'll know We Got Bars Vol.2 is finna be a problem right? oh. SHOUTOUT TO @PBSthefauxtog once again
http://www.pbsshotme.com/

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

oh for real?

i dont want to go out anymore.

Monday, June 14, 2010

"fucking your dad"

LMAO they added audio from the soloist !!!

oh thats you trey?

LOL i love accents! now i know the words i could never understand...he sounds good and the sound effects and ad libs were on point

RON JEREMY...before he evolved

remember that usher song: nice n slow??

well this video makes me want to forget it! what posesses a person?!


Saturday, June 12, 2010

LAST TRAIN TO BEDSTUY:livin life in the frass lane

habana block party ! umm... here's me and my fraaaans AKA we live in the neighborhood AKA we didnt't have to travel far AKA you coons shut our party down early...ahemm shoutout to PBS for the fly pics, james and i had a improv photoshoot before the goons crashed it.


toilet paper sponsored by NOT RAY'S PIZZA


HOTLANTA

you see, my JHS friend attends Clark Atlanta now and she's apart of a party promotion team called hitt squad...



yea HIT is right !

ROGER THAT FREESTYLE: real life anchorman

went in at 2:02


LOL texas fox4 is dead ass wrong for this, gotta get ratings up somehow

summertime fun: GONE WRONG !

swingsets aren't for everybody, especially not HER !

Friday, May 28, 2010

my life as zak

it's the end of MAY time for a all new everything update about me once again =) seems i start these things off the same everytime lol, next month this time i hope its the same, here goes:

  • new love interest =*
  • new location:bye bye mixxyville!
  • new nail polish color: its this amazing pastelle green
  • new phone case same pin:21EEFF24
  • new career goal: publicist/entertainment agent
  • new eyeshadow: metallic blue or @sazo_o blue lol thanks to @AyoJaz
  • new romper but no place to wear it =(
  • new hair color soon-im back to black guys
that's all for now, not as much as last time i havent been too brand new lately, ahh well toodles BETCH!!


SMH

KAT STACKS SLAPPED



sad day in the world of whoredom, i dont condone domestic violence at all. fab needs to come out witha  statement denying his involvement in this video, and fast. on another note... hopefully there was a lesson learned behind this debauchery.

NEW KANYE: something like a resurrection

the beats are sick, the bass is heavy, the flow is jesus walks revamped... im feeling it GOOD ASS JOB indeed. after this album drops I already know that means another encounter and another concert...see you at the garden 'Ye, i cant imagine going to this concert anywhere else.

DOWNLOAD HERE! http://usershare.net/ftypqybexqmg#

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

NEW DRAKE VIDEO: (a successful one)

SUMMARY: basically, kanye made this beat and a lightbulb went off! "we have got to shoot this video in jamaica because the shottas are gonna dagga dat to this tune. oh and because aubrey, i mean drake is a jamaican-canadian" overall it's a great video though, greatest drake video since BREAST I EVER HAD!




Tuesday, April 20, 2010

DEAD ASS WRONG!!!!



the crazy part is she is speaking english i just dont know what she's saying "if you get a husband sum sum or if you get a boyfriend somethin somethin" my stomach hurts now

Friday, April 16, 2010

BOOM BOOM POW-jeffree star

i love love love every second of it...jefree star is officially my new she/hero....YESSSSSS give me androgynous!!! look at the lyrics this broad is fierce and for real


Wednesday, April 14, 2010

HURRICANE KATRINA: what the children think

NICKI MINAJ DISS...now introducing KEYS


introducing KEYS from bodymore...at about 1:45 she GOES IN!

asian booty shaker lol


sooo who's capri pants are those?

DADDY'S HOME....teairra marie??? NO


FIRST OF ALL, she's cooking, oh excuse me baking for the WHOLE 1 minute and 28 seconds of this low budget, one room, one scene, one spot ass video.... what in the hellll are you cooking with BANANAS, LIME, AND LEMONS???? were you supposed to be sexy?, you look like a whore...a hot industry whooooore...im gonna need YOU to pull out your chair...take a seat, NO dont take a seat yet...DRAG YOUR CHAIR OUTSIDE THE DOOR AND ALL THE WAY TO THE BACK OF THE BUILDING AND JUST TAKE A SEAT...think about what you did...explain why its wrong and how you'll NEVER do it again.. then at the END, "LOTTERY TICKET"?? COMING SOON??? smh dont you dare try to act after this video, this was a poor display

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

tour guide on my campus...

Welcome to the GREAT Bethune Cookman University...and here is our caf and its people... *cough*
whats wrong with the picture below?

WELL GRAMM-MA WHAAAAAT BABY?!

AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS: these are 2 of the campus security guards that my campus staffs...NOT EXTRAS FROM COMEDY CENTRAL'S RENO 911!
and while they A HE HE HELL it up... stragglers that wander around the campus with highwaters and rolled up sleeves are just skipping through the quad...THUMBS UP TEAM!

april 13, 2010

now playing: Tha Mobb by Lil Wayne on Tha Carter II (Explicit) via Pandora app for BB-21EEFF24

well i had an eventful day...you see that tattoo on my chest...thats a liver cancer ribbon memorializing my poppie's death...my mother found out about today, and was cool with it...i was honest, we had a great talk i've been having great days lately but now i know im really growing up, early college departure was only the beginning...at the start of this semester i opened with a list of what's new, here's an update at the closing:

  • new love interest
  • new phone
  • new BBM pin: 21EEFF24
  • new shoes
  • new lipstick color
  • new nail polish (I PINK I CAN)
  • new haircut
  • new dance group
  • new frien
  • new shades
  • new tattoo
  • new friend in my mum
me with a bag full of clothes i dont want anymore
Now at platos closet =) i cant wait to see someone in my shit LOL! you cant tell me i dont run LA riiiight NOW BITCH...hahhaaa
 sorry wrong pic roomie...

ahhhh better, this is my roommate =) hey little boooy well we got hungry and ventured to chipotle right after mmmm chicken quesadillas OOH MINE IS STILL IN THE FRIIIIDGE

and this is me...we felt like we were in a clip of THE HILLS at those tiny asstables trynna eat some quesadillas bigger than the table!!! wth??? right, and they always trynna skimp on the chicken, she put cheese and chicken and wrapped mine up...uhhh scuse me..SCUSE ME can i get some toppings lol dry ass tortilla AND MORE CHCKEN...the the manager comes lookin like wario from mariokart talkin about it costs more for 3 toppings i said you never charged me before and its not fair to charge me now you always ring me up, thanks hun! (cheap ass chipotle aint shit but the rich mans taco bell)

then we saw prince in the walmart parking lot..OOHWA "purify yourself in the waters of lake minnetonka"


we finally get back to the school and my roommate accuses me of having the kevin hart white man laugh...you know THIS ONE

i did not, she burned me and it caught me off guard, my breath was taken away

Thursday, April 8, 2010

nothing on you- B.O.B.

i LOVE this song, and the singer is mighty hot, mm swirl??? oh my bubsy bree was hangin with me today after class and we had a blast, dancing to this song and taking picturesssss =) GURRAAA its a photoshoot!



Monday, April 5, 2010

my monday =)


well lacey duvalle whats T babyyy??

well kitten is a MILF

Friday, April 2, 2010

kid friendly version of...SCARFACE???

ab imo pectore.



ohh yeah these kids are most official i'd babysit these bastards ANYTIME

kanye...was that you??? the you we know?!

ab imo pectore.



shoutout to the word usage at 1:00 "smuts" bwaaaaahhhahaaa

#random @fafinista

"put a hump in ya back and shake ya rump!"

how adorable is diggy?

and to think after all of our christmas parties,,, and tossed teddy bears, screaming middle schoolers, and raffle tickets LOL here is my little man diggy on 106 givin it to em proper on the freestyle tip, you GO BOY!

whose line is it anyway?

ms.keri bay-baaayy certainly isnt the first celeb singer to have slipped up on the national anthem lyrics, but at a lakers game??? come on everyone is watching this... and you've been put on candid camera honey



Thursday, April 1, 2010

false advertisement!!!

so i went to walmart with every intention on gettin some good shxt, i spy with my cock eye a toaster strudel...BUT VALUE PACK! my greedy behind gets the value pack... i get back to my room and lo n behold, i dont have a toaster -_- SO i made the most of it popped it in the microwave tried to make it look like the boxxxx
the boxxxx
but instead it looked like THIS crap i know it looks like someone jizzed on my knish instead of a breakfaast pastry



mutant strudel

but i tried again andddd "so lahnnnggg gay boyssss"
ha bitch

take an acid trip with me



panty dance music! MGMT-electric feel



im gon take off tonight....





and to think i forgot how much i love 808's and heartbreaks but the line for right now is "ayo i know its some things that you aint told me/i know i did some things but thats the old me"


lights please...

you look forward to waking up knowing the sun will shine and the "good morning" will make you feel ready for the day. well not you, that was me. i over reacted to this fool having a gf making me think we had a summer when indeed im only mad at myself, for putting everyone else on hold as if we were on the same campus, i figured it was only fair to give him most instead of some this time around but we were on opposite ends of the polar.i cant help being the good girl, gullible and leniant on youth being the excuse but its elementary and basic principles we were raised on...you have no excuse, im doing something wrong clearly. theres no more scrubs daydreams to snap out of, no more BBM's...i could tell something was different but just as i always do i held onto the trust i put into his words, im not mad just disappointed and i really did over react but it feels good to be right. wait no, how can i feel good being right when there's noone left?...itchy scalp, empty notebook, baggy eyes and family matters is on. this is definitely goodnight. LIGHTS PLEASE

im not suuuuure any more more who is knocking on my door door...i dont wanna say goodbyeeee to you, so i'll just say goodnight.

Sunday, March 7, 2010

throwback house music: follow me-aly us





i got a feel-ennn!

spring break is over brooklyn, i came and now im going *bbm yawn face* layover at charlotte international airport, rude boy on repeat, tribal bracelet on my wrist and a bratty child behind me...sighhh  but anyway its spring break montage tiiiiime =) *cue gameshow music*

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

ab imo pectore.
every tiiiime i come home its somethng different ! first i got hit by a car now spring break and there was a frikkin snowstorm so getting into new york was impossible i was stuck in charlotte international couldnt get a hotel since CIAA was in occurrence and now i have an allergic reaction to what? idk it might be my cute ass outfit, EFF YOU ELASTANEEE. but the pros are:
  • new blackberry: 240AF1F1
  • new denim jacket
  • new makeup
  • new shoes
  • new apparel
  • new love interest
  • new found singlenesss YUMMY
new clothes, new man, all new everything. ahhh breath of fresh aiiirrrr

rihanna:rude boy well so i thought

ab imo pectore.


sooo im back home as you can tell LOOK its a blog update lol, hello brooklyn! but the moral to the story is im playing catch up with all my missed music videos and gossip...today i watcheddddd neighbors know my name, roger that, AND FOREVER YOUNG. i love rihanna i love this song and i love this video its very MIA in her kala days with the prints and colors. OH! but the moral to the story is i thought the video above was the video instead i stumbled across this HAM (hot ass mess) and he absolutely made my day it was hilarioussss oh but heres the real video:

Monday, February 22, 2010

lil duval interviews natalies chin

NOW i havent blogged for 3 monthssss, since COMING to school there's no inspiration in this rinky dink town...my dreams are bigger than the city i go to school in BUT thisssss interview was HILARIOUS, i havent been to jacksonville in ages but lil duval really came through with this one...natalie from bad girls club blah blah basic bitch to the max ! but ummmm anyway i had to let her know i wanna tell her to shut the fuck up but i might work with her one day WHEN SHE HUMBLES HERSELF.!

ab imo pectore.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

swervin for the new year

ab imo pectore.
good friend of mine came through with the hot ish; i cant be selfish and not share...shoutout to shorty in the plastic leggings though i had to pause it but its a great video overall, hot beat, love the black n white and i shall be jammin on the dailyyyy!


rihanna??? no! its robinnn

ab imo pectore.

Monday, January 4, 2010

hope your holladay was NOTHING like this

ab imo pectore.

i dont know whats worse the swindle or because his name is compton

Saturday, January 2, 2010

ON TO THE NEXT YEAR!

...."CAN IT BE I'VE BEEN AWAY TOO LOOOONG, DID I LEAVE YOUR MIND WHEN I WAS GONE" hello hello salaam shalom, im back it is now 2010 in brooklyn and pictures are coming soooon. last night was 40 oz bounce it wasn't cold but it was wet and miserable with the snow. everyone stepped out in their finest karmaloop labels ready to party, BUT it was shut down so we hopped back in the car and left shortly after it was reopened and a succes congrats Van glad it worked out. BUT we had a little house party of our own good drinks, good love, good music... A Phi AAAAAAA lol. So always with a new year a lot of people proclaim they're cutting people off, "this is my year" yadda yadda yadda but im with that crowd i feel this is my year, my fashion show is lifting off im back at square one and feel it a little lost but i did it once i can do it again, building my street team, my glam squad, and my guestlist...but enough with the chat my cutoff season was in october lol but 2010 finalized it and what better way to open up this years blog but with a musical selection....