DEAD ASS WRONG!!!!

the crazy part is she is speaking english i just dont know what she's saying "if you get a husband sum sum or if you get a boyfriend somethin somethin" my stomach hurts now

BOOM BOOM POW-jeffree star

i love love love every second of it...jefree star is officially my new she/hero....YESSSSSS give me androgynous!!! look at the lyrics this broad is fierce and for real

HURRICANE KATRINA: what the children think

NICKI MINAJ DISS...now introducing KEYS

introducing KEYS from bodymore...at about 1:45 she GOES IN!

asian booty shaker lol

sooo who's capri pants are those?

DADDY'S HOME....teairra marie??? NO

FIRST OF ALL, she's cooking, oh excuse me baking for the WHOLE 1 minute and 28 seconds of this low budget, one room, one scene, one spot ass video.... what in the hellll are you cooking with BANANAS, LIME, AND LEMONS???? were you supposed to be sexy?, you look like a whore...a hot industry whooooore...im gonna need YOU to pull out your chair...take a seat, NO dont take a seat yet...DRAG YOUR CHAIR OUTSIDE THE DOOR AND ALL THE WAY TO THE BACK OF THE BUILDING AND JUST TAKE A SEAT...think about what you did...explain why its wrong and how you'll NEVER do it again.. then at the END, "LOTTERY TICKET"?? COMING SOON??? smh dont you dare try to act after this video, this was a poor display

tour guide on my campus...

Welcome to the GREAT Bethune Cookman University...and here is our caf and its people... *cough*

whats wrong with the picture below?

WELL GRAMM-MA WHAAAAAT BABY?!

AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS: these are 2 of the campus security guards that my campus staffs...NOT EXTRAS FROM COMEDY CENTRAL'S RENO 911!

and while they A HE HE HELL it up... stragglers that wander around the campus with highwaters and rolled up sleeves are just skipping through the quad...THUMBS UP TEAM!

april 13, 2010

now playing: Tha Mobb by Lil Wayne on Tha Carter II (Explicit) via Pandora app for BB-21EEFF24

well i had an eventful day...you see that tattoo on my chest...thats a liver cancer ribbon memorializing my poppie's death...my mother found out about today, and was cool with it...i was honest, we had a great talk i've been having great days lately but now i know im really growing up, early college departure was only the beginning...at the start of this semester i opened with a list of what's new, here's an update at the closing:

• new love interest
• new phone
• new BBM pin: 21EEFF24
• new shoes
• new lipstick color
• new nail polish (I PINK I CAN)
• new haircut
• new dance group
• new frien
• new shades
• new tattoo
• new friend in my mum

me with a bag full of clothes i dont want anymore

Now at platos closet =) i cant wait to see someone in my shit LOL! you cant tell me i dont run LA riiiight NOW BITCH...hahhaaa

 sorry wrong pic roomie...

ahhhh better, this is my roommate =) hey little boooy well we got hungry and ventured to chipotle right after mmmm chicken quesadillas OOH MINE IS STILL IN THE FRIIIIDGE

and this is me...we felt like we were in a clip of THE HILLS at those tiny asstables trynna eat some quesadillas bigger than the table!!! wth??? right, and they always trynna skimp on the chicken, she put cheese and chicken and wrapped mine up...uhhh scuse me..SCUSE ME can i get some toppings lol dry ass tortilla AND MORE CHCKEN...the the manager comes lookin like wario from mariokart talkin about it costs more for 3 toppings i said you never charged me before and its not fair to charge me now you always ring me up, thanks hun! (cheap ass chipotle aint shit but the rich mans taco bell)

then we saw prince in the walmart parking lot..OOHWA "purify yourself in the waters of lake minnetonka"

we finally get back to the school and my roommate accuses me of having the kevin hart white man laugh...you know THIS ONE

i did not, she burned me and it caught me off guard, my breath was taken away

nothing on you- B.O.B.

i LOVE this song, and the singer is mighty hot, mm swirl??? oh my bubsy bree was hangin with me today after class and we had a blast, dancing to this song and taking picturesssss =) GURRAAA its a photoshoot!

my monday =)

well lacey duvalle whats T babyyy??

well kitten is a MILF

kid friendly version of...SCARFACE???

ab imo pectore.

ohh yeah these kids are most official i'd babysit these bastards ANYTIME

kanye...was that you??? the you we know?!

ab imo pectore.

shoutout to the word usage at 1:00 "smuts" bwaaaaahhhahaaa

#random @fafinista

"put a hump in ya back and shake ya rump!"

how adorable is diggy?

and to think after all of our christmas parties,,, and tossed teddy bears, screaming middle schoolers, and raffle tickets LOL here is my little man diggy on 106 givin it to em proper on the freestyle tip, you GO BOY!

whose line is it anyway?

ms.keri bay-baaayy certainly isnt the first celeb singer to have slipped up on the national anthem lyrics, but at a lakers game??? come on everyone is watching this... and you've been put on candid camera honey

false advertisement!!!

so i went to walmart with every intention on gettin some good shxt, i spy with my cock eye a toaster strudel...BUT VALUE PACK! my greedy behind gets the value pack... i get back to my room and lo n behold, i dont have a toaster -_- SO i made the most of it popped it in the microwave tried to make it look like the boxxxx but instead it looked like THIS crap i know it looks like someone jizzed on my knish instead of a breakfaast pastry

but i tried again andddd "so lahnnnggg gay boyssss"

take an acid trip with me

panty dance music! MGMT-electric feel

im gon take off tonight....

and to think i forgot how much i love 808's and heartbreaks but the line for right now is "ayo i know its some things that you aint told me/i know i did some things but thats the old me"

lights please...

you look forward to waking up knowing the sun will shine and the "good morning" will make you feel ready for the day. well not you, that was me. i over reacted to this fool having a gf making me think we had a summer when indeed im only mad at myself, for putting everyone else on hold as if we were on the same campus, i figured it was only fair to give him most instead of some this time around but we were on opposite ends of the polar.i cant help being the good girl, gullible and leniant on youth being the excuse but its elementary and basic principles we were raised on...you have no excuse, im doing something wrong clearly. theres no more scrubs daydreams to snap out of, no more BBM's...i could tell something was different but just as i always do i held onto the trust i put into his words, im not mad just disappointed and i really did over react but it feels good to be right. wait no, how can i feel good being right when there's noone left?...itchy scalp, empty notebook, baggy eyes and family matters is on. this is definitely goodnight. LIGHTS PLEASE

im not suuuuure any more more who is knocking on my door door...i dont wanna say goodbyeeee to you, so i'll just say goodnight.