remember that usher song: nice n slow??

well this video makes me want to forget it! what posesses a person?!

bittersweet

look i didnt mind sharing you two at first when i thought it was innocent bout now youre talkin about marrying this broad??? damn where R U YEEZY?! ..."/ maybe this can work because we can still have a 3some, its not cheating if its a family effort =.)



smfh you cant turn SMUTS INTO SPOUSES THOUGH

why you wanna breakup???

wellll it seems to be that matthew and tina knowles parents of none other than Beyonce aka sasha 'skitzo ass fierce' knowles are getting a divorce. sorry mario you can't save this marriage, their minds are made up and its a mutual and amicable decision.. BURR!

say whhhaaat?!

LOLA LUV PREGNANT BY SOULJA BOY??!

now i dont know the validity in this story but it sounds pretty damn funny. angel lola luv could you possibly be..FXCKIN FOR TRACKS?? (gasp) scroll down and see her music debut lol HO HAVE A SEAT

they even have a song together...LOL FROWNY FACE

the way iiiii see it

HAM: hot ass messes the SHOW

i dare this shxt to be a show "people call me a black man,i dont get mad im a black man shxt if you fat YOU FAT"-king james



"im not gonna hold your hand like you see in other shows, and im not gonna sit there and cry witcha-fuck that,no. you wasn't cryin when you was sittin at that table stuffing yo fat ass face and hummin n patting yo feet"

LMAO i actually gotta see this shoooooow!

fiengoofbnou..i mean angel lola luv..i mean lola monroe!

ab imo pectore.

Fershgenet Melaku or Angel Lola Luv as most of you know her recently changed her alias to Lola Monroe...-_- you may recognize this chick as one of trey's jumpoffs, video ho, local ethiopian.THE WORKS!



Now she's rapping, i mean its not that bad it's one of those raps you write in 3rd period with your girls. another minaj in the making, oh wait they have "beef" HO HAVE A SEAT

ab imo pectore.

soooo before thanksgiving break and before classic weekend and BEFORE I GOT HIT BY THE CAR my fave professor gave us a parting gift: 10 page research paper thanks! but he gave us the idea that by senior year it will count as our senior paper if we build on it now and eventually grow into a book. clever. i hate reading things that dont interest me so whats better to research than the disfunctional wormhole in my relationship with my parents...delve into the history of why im so fucked up...its like cancer you know; best to target the root before it spreads and becomes deadly; id hate to pass the gene of psychotic on to my kid.

kiana full of grace...feat TLC

ab imo pectore.

"I WOKE UP THIS MORNING THE SUNSHINE WAS SHINING I PUT ON MY HAPPY FAAAAAAACE..."

mmm not quite kidiots. i arose to the rough and tumble jungle noises of bedstuy. my head is bangin! there's screaming two floors down, im BURNING UP; lately it's definitely been 'Do the Right Thing' weather ("MOOKIEEEE!") so i throw on some flip flops with the morning breath and i flop my xss to the top of the 2nd floor staircase...THIS SCRAWNY XSS PATOIS SPEAKING JUNGLEBUNNY gonna be beating this woman the size of a quarterback and for a minute i thought she was beating him:

1. she's pregnant
2. she's wearing a t shirt, underwear and socks
3. IT'S 12:36 PM ON A SUMMER DAY; hell nooooo i wasn't awake yet

so i tell him to shut the fxck up cuz i was trying to sleep, psssht he can't beat me.it'll be a whole lot of 'eat the cake anna mae' in this bxtch if he tried. i take the girl up to my apartment and immediately start searching for any clothes that might fit her. think of the scene from Superbad when seth asks evan if he has anything bigger or just shops at the baby GAP (LOL) eventually i find her some sweats and a tshirt...then the task of shoes !!! i wear a big kids size 3 1/2 but luckily there was a pile of old stuff and some perfectly fine new balance size 9 1/2. we spoke briefly and i told her straight up that her man ain't shxt but a hxe with a dxck so she needs to get it together. ladies please don't ever let a man beat you, if he decides to get loud one day ask him if he's hungry and put on some grits...Al Green his xss!

i used to get the words SO wrong..ahemmm "don't go JASON waterfalls, LISTEN to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to" what a mess!