hmm playing the captain save a hoe role ehh?? oh wait thats gaga not amber!

bittersweet

look i didnt mind sharing you two at first when i thought it was innocent bout now youre talkin about marrying this broad??? damn where R U YEEZY?! ..."/ maybe this can work because we can still have a 3some, its not cheating if its a family effort =.)



smfh you cant turn SMUTS INTO SPOUSES THOUGH

why you wanna breakup???

wellll it seems to be that matthew and tina knowles parents of none other than Beyonce aka sasha 'skitzo ass fierce' knowles are getting a divorce. sorry mario you can't save this marriage, their minds are made up and its a mutual and amicable decision.. BURR!

girlfight!

OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH! look what goodies ive got! if you know me you know im an avid watcher of thebad girls club and they have been featuring this fight between big faced natalie and vein forehead portia siiiince the genesis of the show, guess whos go iiiiit! WELL WSHH did but i got it now!

new kid on the block

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well not exactly NEW anymore after the recent release of his sophomore album

Man on the Moon: The End of Day

kid cudi has really made a name for himself, dope shxt i dance in my panties to his music =) which earned him the title of orgasm of the week, MAUI WOWIE IN THIS BITCH

obsessedddd: for this week!

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• 
  
  hot pink lipstick
  
  
  
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  red lipstick
  
  
  
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  rose love blush
  
  
  
• my new kwanzaa boots
• oversized cardigans as usual
• stovepipe jeans
• vintage tshirts
• yellow nail polish
• rope tote bags
• shaven heeead nasty!

i dont know about this one bill

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now Bill Cosby has come out with some pretty notable hits: the cosby show, a different world, little bill, EVEN PUDDIN POPS! in recent news he is now promoting a rap group named COSNARATI, i have no idea what that translates to, and they're speaking about the elevaion of the black community and the self-development of black men in hip hop and their presence in hip hop as chauvenists. that's a mouthful and i reeeeally doubt they'll be on the 106&Park couch. "/

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so! my tummy is growling, im boreeeddd and a bit hungry, im down south and theres no such thing as healthy in this house so i googled some fun quick recipes and im about to emeril this (BLEEEEP) out! BAM!

if you know me you know i love pancakes and i know we have the ingredients for this concoction, i honestly dont know wth this is but im gonna cook the shxt out of it til it tastes good

goo goo for gaga pt.2

heres a glimpse of the master behind the madness veik11 of flickr ??? he designs bratz dolls and barbies in the same garb as certain fashion icons. he's done Lady GaGa and her outlandish ensembles, transformer robots,and sooo many more!

he even does the makeup! all hair and designs by him, im in love!

im goo goo for GAGA

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iiiii absolutely adore this bxtch she's like a good acid trip, id love to party with her and sniff coke like back in 98! all her music makes me table dance and get my cameron diaz on

the channing show

LMFAO at this spaz

FAILS of 2009

1. Kanye West’s Outburst at the Video Music Awards


2. Bolivian Newscast Airs “Lost” Scene as Flight 447’s Last Moments

3. Richard Heene’s Balloon Boy Hoax

4. Photo Opportunity for Air Force One Mistaken for Terrorist Attack

5. Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich Tries to Sell Obama’s Senate Seat

6. Northwest Flight to Minneapolis Overshoots Airport by 150 Miles

7. Gordon Brown’s Hand Shake Fail

8. Christian Bale’s Freak Out on Terminator Set

9. South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford Affair with Argentinean

10. White House Crashers Michaele and Tareq Salahi

say whhhaaat?!

LOLA LUV PREGNANT BY SOULJA BOY??!

now i dont know the validity in this story but it sounds pretty damn funny. angel lola luv could you possibly be..FXCKIN FOR TRACKS?? (gasp) scroll down and see her music debut lol HO HAVE A SEAT

they even have a song together...LOL FROWNY FACE

the way iiiii see it

noone gets married anymore??

now i've been to my share of weddings, been in 2 and i must say those ceremonies are boring as all hell but he receptionnnnn is always the best part. the influx of weddings was brought to my attention yesterday via twitter by one of my frannnns @KDotForbes (shoutout to his blog on the come up forbesfantasies.blogspot.com) so here's some videos of wedding surprises

NOOO THE DIDNT! doooo remember the time!



NOOOO they did not just "crank dat"


this was definitely the funniest, LOL she set her poor dad up then he brings out the robot, omg cant wait til my wedding...hmm need a groom first
FILL OUT APPLICATIONS HERE!

WHEN WEDDINGS GO WRONG

brandy ...rapping??

-_- this...shit...sucks

in other news: C'MON SON

Ed Lover says it so i dont have to, too much going on but basically Tiger Woods cheated we all know, Shaq is messin with David Arenas fiancee..rihanna has no emotion and some ol uvva buuuuhshxt all summed up

C'MON SON

HAM: hot ass messes the SHOW

i dare this shxt to be a show "people call me a black man,i dont get mad im a black man shxt if you fat YOU FAT"-king james



"im not gonna hold your hand like you see in other shows, and im not gonna sit there and cry witcha-fuck that,no. you wasn't cryin when you was sittin at that table stuffing yo fat ass face and hummin n patting yo feet"

LMAO i actually gotta see this shoooooow!

streetfighter 3:BEIJING

i dont know how and i dont know why but this is pure comedy.

kelis where you been?

heres an interview..and its recent! kelis sounds a bit crazy...and that random ass laugh..ugh!
oh that reminds me, i guess i forgot like the rest of us that amber rose IS the new kelis...
kelis came out of nowhere just like amber, history repeating itself, thank me later =.)






Popbytes.com interviews Kelis! from Popbytes on Vimeo.

ANNUAL RUSH PHILANTHROPIC YOUTH PARTY

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for those of you that know me i go to this event every year with my organization bedstuy's project re-generation (http://www.pr-g.org/) this is my 5th one I believe and each year i get a better spot at the show, last 3 years ive been on stage, in VIP with nicki minaj and this year dj booth with dj envy...hes quite the eye candy, married though. unfortunatly as i get higher the show gets lower, theres barely any celebrities but sway whack ass still hosting he kicked me off stage one year after dutty winin..idc i won my tickets!...Diggy was the highlight of the show, not knocking his hustle this lil boy has hits, i actually like his mixtape POINT TO PROVE...better than jojo lame gap-toothed ass smh i love the fam, jojo is tooooo nice but he tries too hard anyway diggy had all the pre-pubescent panties wet. anyway heres my pics =)

album drop:NEW HOOOOT SHXT!

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and i do not buy albums but i just had to add this to my collection. CHAMPION is going to be my closing song for my upcoming fashion show August of 2010, lookoutfor updates on that! =)

i even have a download link for you =.* NOW TAKE THIS D!

http://www.mediafire.com/?k1hudytmrmu

my guilty pleasure:jersey shore

MTV is bringin me a new guilty pleasure to bring in the new year. Jersey Shore is definitely the show i wanted to hate but it's so ignorant and derogatory AND ITS NOT BLACK PEOPLE FOR A CHANGE. viva la guido!

i dont mind a season of orange skin, endless cans of hairspray, spiked hair and stereotypes come true =.)

but here's snooki aka baby winehouse, queen of the as seen on tv bump it humps, SMH st ger tacky ass but thats not the point! at the end of the seasons second episode she's shown finally fitting in then gets punched in her ffffaaaaaace! oh oh heres a clip..in songggg

well of course you cant hear the dialect over eminem but it went like this:

"you need tuh getcha uggaly self atta heeyah...yadda yadda-"-SNOOKI

*BOOM FIST PUMP*-random guy

Queens gym teacher Brad Ferro was casted as random guy...damn snooki i call that YOGAAAA FLAMEEEE

fiengoofbnou..i mean angel lola luv..i mean lola monroe!

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Fershgenet Melaku or Angel Lola Luv as most of you know her recently changed her alias to Lola Monroe...-_- you may recognize this chick as one of trey's jumpoffs, video ho, local ethiopian.THE WORKS!



Now she's rapping, i mean its not that bad it's one of those raps you write in 3rd period with your girls. another minaj in the making, oh wait they have "beef" HO HAVE A SEAT

wasshup wasshup (hov voice)

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Been a star since I was back in one, time
One time give it up for him
December 4th, a star was born
Clap for him, he went from movin that corner
to, this corner office, so enormous
Heeeeeeeey! Pres Carter

HOLA HOVITO (h is silent)

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these boots were made for knockin!..walking =X

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jeffrey campbell combat boots; veddy nice!

just in time for the HOLLAday$$$

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THROWBACK VIDEO: contagious

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thanks alot mr.biggs if it wasnt for this mini movie we wouldnt have trapped in the closet (sarcasm)

WHERE ARE YOU YEEZY??!

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amber's hurtin without 'ye by her side, she's been puttin together nothin but the hot ish, not in a good in the hood way either




"im just sayin; hey mona lisa/come home you know you cant 'Rome' without Ceasa"

here's a new flick of the bald blonde bombshell in soho as usual, 'yeless she doesnt look too bad

my guilty pleasure

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so tonight on tv So You Think You Can Dance will be blazing my tivo..so heres a flashback recap thingamajig from back in the day...my favorite song of the seasons, favorite choreographer, and favorite piece =.)its so alice in wonderland-ish mmm DELIISH! dont forget its in theatres march 2010!!

too hot to trot!!

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say hello to this sexy little treat named enola! little sneak peek ParisTexas previews chrissie morris's delectable sex toy, i mean shoe =.X ahemm ive got to add this to my list of SPRING/SUMMER 2010 yummyness =.6

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soooo before thanksgiving break and before classic weekend and BEFORE I GOT HIT BY THE CAR my fave professor gave us a parting gift: 10 page research paper thanks! but he gave us the idea that by senior year it will count as our senior paper if we build on it now and eventually grow into a book. clever. i hate reading things that dont interest me so whats better to research than the disfunctional wormhole in my relationship with my parents...delve into the history of why im so fucked up...its like cancer you know; best to target the root before it spreads and becomes deadly; id hate to pass the gene of psychotic on to my kid.

addicted: the bad girls club

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THE BAD GIRLS CLUB and it is coming on in 3 minutes...got my snacks ready all trader joes sponsored of course soooooo shalom shxttalkers it's my guilty pleasure =.*

in addition to the change of weather i've had a change of heart! =) new season means new wardrobe and im ready to fade to black...but anywayyy i need to work on my wish list straight up mazel tov bitchesss

€ karl who? tote
€ hermes croc hoodie
€ sunsparkle uggs
€ marc jacobs moon boots in black
€ frye engineer boots in black studded
€ spike lee collectors dvd set
€ my love my life and my happiness
whats on your list???

todays date, yesterday

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happy world aids day!!! research funded by the same dicks that created it =) enjoy! the one day a year besides xmas that you can rep red without being a suspect in a line up, getting shot at, or jumped


31 years ago today the late great Mike (jackson not tyson)released the greatest album of everyones time, THRILLER! da doom doom doom doom doom, i know you know the moves...i do

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"tis the season to be jolly:fa la la la la la la la la/
make your wish lists attend office parties fa la la la la la la la BLAH"
hello hello december season of bitter weather, mmmm winter in the city. i havent been out for air since thanksgiving but according to the twitter world aka my personal CNN it was brick zick zaddy outside today. nice tits december!!! grrr i wasnt sure how to open up this months blog post so i turned to twitter as usual and my twickheads didnt even have any suggestions so i thunk and i thunk and came up with "todays date, yesterday" pretty cool huh???